It was suggested that I stop trying to behave all the time and the book "When I am an Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple" was brought up to me.
Turns out I had purchased that book many years ago so I went into the basement and brought it up.
The first poem is titled "Warning" and some phrases are:
When I am an old woman I hall wear purple
...
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
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And learn to spit.
Not great at spitting (yet) but I love to wear purple.
So tomorrow I will wear the purple scarf I wove and dyed.